Thursday, February 15, 2018

The Chicago Catholic DACA Weight-loss Plan for Fat Priests and Nuns

A rogue left-wing Chicago priest, by the name of  Gary Graf is fasting on behalf of DACA illegal aliens.

A hunger strike, this demagogue leftist cleric calls it (altho he's taking protein supplements, something we suspect St. Francis didn't do). And he has now been joined by a gaggle of other Roman Catholic priests and nuns (yes they still have some nuns.)
Fat Priest

It's a great leftist publicity stunt.

But we think it is a good idea.

Because a lot of these priests and nuns in Chicago are, frankly way too fat and sassy. And a week or month or two without solid food could only do them some good.

So on behalf of the vast number of positively obese Chicago priests and nuns - we endorse this effort.

In fact we think the anti-American citizen, and pro-illegal alien, Cardinal of Chicago, Blase Cupich - who frankly, always looks a bit pallid - should endorse it as the official Archdiocese of Chicago DACA weight loss diet for overweight clergy.

You see March 5th is the deadline for Congress to somehow codify into law, Obama's unconstitutional ukase which gave legal status to at least 1.8 million illegal aliens and their parents - and aunts and uncles and grandparents.

Only Congress can legally do this - but the constitutional separation of powers was never something to trouble Obama - with his "cellphone and pen."
Fat Nun

But now amnesty for DACA illegal aliens and their millions of relatives, must pass both Chambers of the United States Congress.

And without serious restraints on chain migration, a border wall, an end to the "diversity lottery" and requirement that fatcat employers stop hiring illegals (E-verify) - it almost certainly won't pass.

And the fat Chicago Catholic priests and nuns - if they're honest - will be consuming nothing more substantial than water for a long, long, time.

But think of all the pounds they'll shed on the Gary Graf, Archdiocese of Chicago DACA Weight Loss Program.

Maybe Oprah and Rosanne Barr and other fatties who support illegal immigrants will embrace it too.

President Trump's decision to revamp our broken immigration system could have the unintended consequence of great health benefits for the fat, left-wing, portion of our population!

Friday, February 2, 2018

Why Malwarebytes is a bad joke! BOYCOTT MALWAREBYTES!

We just bought one of those new - super thin, fast laptops and needed to install anti-virus, anti-malware software.

Malwarebytes' Consumer Fraud


We made the mistake of contacting Malwarebytes.

Oh, God - what a joke! What a fraud!

We paid them around 55 bucks to install it.

They said -- sure -- we'll cash your Visa monies and, no problem.

Then the nightmare began.

We did everything they instructed us to do - and  - strangely - it didn't work.

When we emailed them back - we were given the following excuse:


Hello,
Thank you for contacting Malwarebytes.
Saturday 1/27 we had an issue with one of our database updates causing issues with our web protection.
After updating to the latest database(1.0.3803 or higher) and you are still unable to start web protection please perform the following:
Malwarebytes Support Tool (MBST) Clean Reinstall
1. Please download MBST using the link below:
→ https://downloads.malwarebytes.com/file/mbst
2. Open your Downloads folder/location of the downloaded file.
3. Double-click mb-support-0.0.8.274.exe to run the program.
4. Place a checkmark next to Accept License Agreement and click Next.
5. You will be presented with a page stating, "Welcome to the Malwarebytes Support Tool!".
6. Click the Advanced Options link.
7. Click the Clean button followed by Yes to proceed.
8. Upon completion, click OK to reboot your computer. This is very important!
9. After the reboot, please wait for the program to reopen.
10. You will be presented with the option to reinstall Malwarebytes for Windows. Click Yes.
11. Installation of Malwarebytes for Windows will commence shortly after.
12. Upon completion, Malwarebytes for Windows will automatically open.
Note: If you had Malwarebytes for Windows Premium activated prior to running the tool, please verify Premium is now activated.
Note: If installation of Malwarebytes for Windows does not commence, please skip to the last bullet point below.
13. A log named mb-clean-results.txt will be saved to your Desktop. Please attach the log in your next email reply.

We appreciate your patience while we worked on addressing the issue. If after the clean install it does not address the web protection issue please reply back to us for further troubleshooting.
Thank you for your patience

Now if Malwarebytes has screwed up their computer system - or been hacked - would you want to trust them to protect your computer?

What a massive fraud on American consumers!

We cancelled the VISA payment and advise everybody to avoid Malwarebytes - at all costs