Saturday, July 31, 2010

Today is National Dance Day

I am compelled to take a brief hiatus from my vacation to report the urgent news that today has been declared "National Dance Day," by the US Congress.

I was informed of this propitious development only this morning by CBS news, which reported that this was the brainchild of Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) the non-voting Delegate to Congress from the District of Columbia.

Happily, Congress has solved such trifling matters as the near Hooveresque levels of unemployment and the ongoing carnage in Afghanistan so that it can now devote its formidable energies to matters more suited to its abilities, such as resolutions declaring a National Day of dance celebration.

Having faithfully brought this exigent matter to your attention, I'm now going to boogie on back to the beach.


  1. So, it's okay if I do the Snoopy happy dance?

    Nothing like tackling those important issues!

    Hope you're enjoying your vacation. :)

  2. Actually they had some big liberal-government sponsored dance event on the National Mall -- in accord with Michelle Obama's idea that everyone has to get healthier. Wow! Is this like fiddling while Rome burns?


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