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Monday, May 16, 2011

Why Was IMF's Horny French Socialist Honcho in $3k Hotel Suite?

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The Amorous IMF Boss, Strauss-Kahn With all the uproar over French Socialist IMF boss, Dominique Strauss-Kahn chasing his chambermaid ar...
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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Saturday Smoking Lounge: Winston Tastes Good...

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...Like A Cigarette Should Please note that Chicago Schlager Saturday has moved over to the Chicago Schlager Music Review.
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Friday, May 13, 2011

The Uncomfortable Cultism of Ron Paul and Ayn Rand

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Why is it that the chief apostles of individualism in our time, Ayn Rand and Ron Paul, seem to spawn cults? It's a question worth asking...
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Evanston's Thea Halvorson Sheds TV Crocodile Tears Over Fat Teachers Pensions

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Thea Halvorson is a kindergarten teacher at Evanston's Kingsley Elementary School who pulls down almost $100k a year. She has been appea...
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Monday, May 9, 2011

National Dance Day: Do the Michelle Obama

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As she did last Spring, our svelte first lady, Michelle Obama will soon once again be pushing her national dance day, to encourage us all to...
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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mo's Day

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Moe
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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Saturday Smoking Lounge: More Doctors Smoke Camels & Frank Croons For Smokers Only

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When I was in college, I smoked Camel straights. Some ill-informed, nervous- Nelly members of my college newspaper staff predicted that if I...
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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Where Evanston "Tilted Kilt" Bid Went Wrong

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Diversity Fan Tisdahl Mayor Elizabeth Tisdahl, Monday, put the kibosh on restaurateur, Ted Mavrakis' bid to open a "Tilted Kilt...
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Mitch Daniels' Preposterous Spin: "The Charisma of Competence"

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Gov. Mitch Daniels The most truly ridiculous attempt at political spin that I have lately heard was uttered by political consultant, Dan ...
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Monday, May 2, 2011

Stimulus-Funded CEDA Props Up Leftist Radio: Big Ad Buyer On WCPT-AM

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CEDA is a major advertiser on Chicago's Lefty Talk WCPT Yesterday the Chicago Tribune published a scathing investigative report on t...
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Saturday, April 30, 2011

AOL's Patch Hyperlocals Trolling For Unpaid Bloggers

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The AOL-owned Patch hyperlocal suburban newspaper chain announced last week that it is looking to enlist local bloggers to supply content ...
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Chicago Schlager Saturday: Semino Rossi Sings The (Moody) Blues

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Semino Rossi In our recent forays into the wonderful, sometimes weird, world of Euro Schlager music, we have seldom found anything as --...
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

How "Fr." Pfleger Pushed Up The Price of Ghetto Booze

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Pfleger with Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan News today that Chicago's Catholic Cardinal Francis George finally decided to g...
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Monday, April 25, 2011

Skokie's Cash-Happy Fairview SD 72: Teachers' Salaries Listed

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(Editor's Note: The salary list was updated on 9/8/12 to reflect the personnel and salaries for the 2011 reporting period, the latest...
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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Sunday 1916

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The Irish Easter Uprising was 95 years ago today.
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Chicago Lampoon's Sunday Smoking Lounge: Salem Cigarettes

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Introducing Our First Blog Advertiser -- Salem Cigarettes -- Please Patronize Our Sponsors: Salem Softness Freshens Your Taste!
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Chicago Schlager Saturday: Austria Has Its Own Jethro Bodine: Andreas Gabalier:

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Jethro Bodine Austria, once home of the mighty Habsburg Empire and birthplace of Mozart has now produced a socio-cultural phenomenon o...
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Friday, April 22, 2011

The Misogynist Murderer Who Founded Earth Day: Ira Einhorn

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Ira Einhorn mug shots Today is Earth Day. It is also Good Friday and while the kids at the Catholic schools are reflecting on the passio...
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Broke Northfield SD31 Won't Touch Fat Teachers' Salaries

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Field Middle School Printed below is the complete list of 2010 salaries for teachers and administrators in West Northfield School Distri...
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Monday, April 18, 2011

Stop the Presses!!: Kitty Found in Lake Bluff

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Lake Bluff's Village Green Gazebo If what makes the news is any measure of the civility of a given town, then no one can dispute tha...
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Chicago Schlager Saturday: The Timeless Heino

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Heino, born Heinz-Georg Kramm in Dusseldorf is one of the last schlager stars to have the seal of the 3rd Reich on his birth certificate. B...
Friday, April 15, 2011

Hitmen and Illegal Aliens: Come to Sanctuary Chicago

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News today that a Russian Canadian, Dimitry Smirnov, drove to suburban Chicago where he murdered his ex-girlfriend , a Westmont resident, a...
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You Don't Have To Pay Taxes Today

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On this tax day, with talk of terrorists plotting to plant suitcase-contained, "dirty" nuclear bombs in our cities, it is reassuri...
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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Adolf Hitler's Health Obsession: The Nazi War on Smokers

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St. Rep. Karen Yarbrough Illinois State Representative Karen Yarbrough (D-Maywood) and Adolf Hitler are two kindred spirits --- anti-smo...
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